Hahaha... wish I was there to see that. There's no way I could resist filming and uploading something like that to YouTube. It'd probably be my one and only upload to go viral :)

...and then you'd sue me for making profits off of your follies...and you'd win...and I'd be dirt poor and living in the streets, begging for left-over breadcrumbs from McDonald's paper wraps...but it would still be worth it ;)