Well, unless you don't mind being called a pussy you ain't getting away with just two, but that's all right, cuz you're a man who can handle his brew :)
Well, unless you don't mind being called a pussy you ain't getting away with just two, but that's all right, cuz you're a man who can handle his brew :)
Oh I sure can! At least I always think I can till Ican no longer hold my phone properly and every thing seems really far away!
...oh, I've been there before, bro. I've been so smashed that I didn't recognize my own street and couldn't find my own way home! It's a small miracle that I've never spent a night in jail for drunkenness, TBH, or "highedness", for that matter.
Yeah, I have often wondered the same. I think I genuinely tried to fight a tree one night because it kept bumping into me :O)
Hahaha... wish I was there to see that. There's no way I could resist filming and uploading something like that to YouTube. It'd probably be my one and only upload to go viral :)
...and then you'd sue me for making profits off of your follies...and you'd win...and I'd be dirt poor and living in the streets, begging for left-over breadcrumbs from McDonald's paper wraps...but it would still be worth it ;)