Thats funny actually, I was doing comments in Peakd top to bottom and saw the F answer after answering with my long multiple choice book adventure answer! :OD
You stare confidently at your host and swig down the contents of the goblet. Your confidence falters however as you feel a roiling in your guts and your head starts to swim.
Do you:
a) fall over and die quietly so as not to disturb the feast
b) Stand and shout, you bastard, they are all poisoned! Before falling over and dying.
c) take out your penis and smirk before dying with your penis in hand
d) start singing 'Bobby Shaftoe's gone to sea' and grabbing another goblet of wine so that you can die with a drink in your hand.
Or e) Refuse to die and stare at those around you with contempt before summoning a hellbomb burst to destroy everything around you for 100 yards in a seething hell flame before walking out unharmed and remarking to a wide-mouthed witness, that party was shit, know where a fellow can get a good drink?
I type F to pay my respects, and you throw this at me?
Fine. I slit the throat of whichever bastard tried to poison me, regurgitate the vile concoction into the most bosomy Karen's cleavage in sight,and then choose option e from your list.
Thats funny actually, I was doing comments in Peakd top to bottom and saw the F answer after answering with my long multiple choice book adventure answer! :OD
Ah! F...
You stare confidently at your host and swig down the contents of the goblet. Your confidence falters however as you feel a roiling in your guts and your head starts to swim.
Do you:
a) fall over and die quietly so as not to disturb the feast
b) Stand and shout, you bastard, they are all poisoned! Before falling over and dying.
c) take out your penis and smirk before dying with your penis in hand
d) start singing 'Bobby Shaftoe's gone to sea' and grabbing another goblet of wine so that you can die with a drink in your hand.
Or e) Refuse to die and stare at those around you with contempt before summoning a hellbomb burst to destroy everything around you for 100 yards in a seething hell flame before walking out unharmed and remarking to a wide-mouthed witness, that party was shit, know where a fellow can get a good drink?
I type F to pay my respects, and you throw this at me?
Fine. I slit the throat of whichever bastard tried to poison me, regurgitate the vile concoction into the most bosomy Karen's cleavage in sight,and then choose option e from your list.
Thats the way to do it!! Never play by their rules!