In my 20s and still don't want to leave my bed also waking up early is just a myth.. I can't do that.. wen it happens.. that's more like a miracle itself.
In your case, the hang over and beer.. still waking up that early.. Miracle for real.
I was waiting for the part where you gonna say it's April fool.
Hope you enjoyed Easter with fam!
I was tempted to do an April fools but the last couple of Tommy's I have done them quite a few folk have taken them seriously because it's not a thing in their country and I felt bad!!