You put a smile on my face as well as a grim expression, both at the same time!

I am all for an introduction email after having been accepted to Steemit that exlains all this stuff in the native language of the person joining.
I have given people many different posts on how-to or simple guides or etiquettes... There are hundreds of posts like it... waste of precious blockchain bandwidth if you ask me.

But thanks for the very concise but accurate list: you've basically created the email I hope future New Steemians will receive upon admission.