I just can't focus on metaphorical meanings when there are the words penis and balls in them. I spent a minute pondering how the penis was going to "rise up" and grab the balls, when the balls are beneath them. Too literal, self, it's a methaphor - move on!
So anyway, it is all the penis' fault if you ask me. Those things are just not attractive, and then the itch factor...
But good luck on rising up and grabbing those balls, penises.
I could explain but I'd have to draw a picture, unfortunately.
I could explain but
I'd have to draw a picture,
Unfortunately.
- nonameslefttouse
I'm a bot. I detect haiku.
I cant believe @haikubot didnt take the opportunity to haiku with penises.
Oh dear, if you drew me a picture it would be more metaphor, and this topic could get really convoluted.