Be sure it is wrapped in paper that has been dusted with the finest baby powder and wrapped in a beautiful bow.
Better yet. Previously, you posted about a certain bucket that came out of the garage for a new purpose. Perhaps, his gift could be wrapped in that fine bucket.
Every manly man needs a bucket!
Well that's true. In fact if I could bear it I could distill the contents of said bucket down to a fine musk and present it to him!
;)