Phew!!!

I was afraid you were going to attempt the near impossible feat of a solo diddy-ride . I was going to be saddened to remind you that much like the tenet that "a gentleman never tells", the blockchain never forgets. What happens in the dressing room, stays in the dressing room. (For a surprisingly long time - ermmm - so I've been told)

I'll wait with anticipation for episode two ... the sporting goods section.