I personally think you should have taught the young lad every swear word you could think of. (I know, Glasgow to Edinburgh isn't that far). Make it a game. Have the youngster repeat each word, then have him teach the dinosaur.
Tell him that the cool dinosaurs always said "Roarfuckshitassroar" and that only the weak dinosaurs just said roar.
Then with a wink and a nod, tell junior to make sure he tells his mother that GrandDad taught him these words.
Hehe, I dont think the journey is long enough. I am quite inventive on the old swear word front!
Although if old Grandad wasnt there it would have been fun to sneak somesweary nonsense in for him to repeat. After I shoved him accidentally off the seat onto his head of course.