Golf...something I am so shit at that I fucken banned myself from ever doing it. I am so shit at it that even when shit watches me try it the shit says, you're fucken shit! (I can only agree.)
I can hit the fuck out of the ball and it goes for miles...the issue is I have no control over what direction it goes, all I know is that the ball will definitely not go in the direction I want it to. Seriously, if you ever want a reason to kill yourself just play a round of golf with me and you'll be offing yourself before the 5th hole.
Nice words bro, you make me laugh with your posts and luckily you didn't have to slay Nonker with a putter for pushing the issue on a third hole.
I am super shit at it too. In fact the shit watching you thinking that is shit is probably laughing with his brother shit over how shit we both are.
I have seen many a ball just for of in seeming random directions. My mate actually wanted me to join the club. I was like, eh, no thanks man. For a start it's only sunny about three weeks of the year. Who would golf in the rain!?
Those shits man, fucken think their shit don't stink and like to talk shit about how shit other people are...the fucken shits! Those shits are shit bro.
Who would want to waste the only three minutes of sunlight Scotlandia gets a year playing golf huh? 😉
The shits are defo not the shit. Bloody shits 🤣🤣
Aye, w have better things to do in the sun like get our tops off and strut about looking a sickly pinkish grey colour!
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