Blink twice if you have been kidnaped by the corn associations of farmers. If it was by K0rn then you better let us all know so we can come and party!

Rescues Packages Could Include

--Box of kittens

--Day trip to the zoo to see the otters.

-- Hit # 12

-- Johnnie Walker Black Label

-- The corn was a disuse for the crickets and you need more fly paper. It went Breaking Bad in here.

-- You need an extra roll of double ply as you ran out and been sitting on the crapper for a week now.

-- That one lady finally called your work ark work and you assumed the worst that the world is ending. As a time traveling cat I can assure that you does not happen till 11/21/211. Don’t tell the humans.

-- You somehow become elected the prime minister of Canada and have been screaming from a window for a week now for a step ladder to escape. I hope a firetruck will have a big enough ladder.

-- A giant vat of boiling water we are cooking some corn.