Hahaha oh my word...
not squawk like a Budgie being held down and humped by a Terrapin.
This was a ridiculous image in my head but it still worked so beautifully.
So why don't you just go for the appointment when your boss is out? Surely they'll look internally to fill the post? I'd apply for that one and then see if The Wyvern can match the money and perks, then decide.
I am not sure I want the boss's job It looks to be one of those always on roles where you are expected to be available every minute of the day and night and weekends to talk shite and wring hands in anguish. I much prefer sniping from the sidelines!
Oh gosh ok that kind of role. I totally get it. I wouldn't want that for you either then, sounds terrible. And stressful.
Will be interesting to see what happens and what lady long nails has in store for you :)
I think that kind of role is like politics and being a Politician, if you want the role you probably shouldn't be the kind to get it :OD