You're a Scot, how could you be anything but proud? My Scottish heritage is smiling on your behalf.
It's lovely that you and the Good Lady have these little inside jokes between you and give each other your hour of debauchery to stay sane, I think it's awesome.
I think of we didn't have them we wouldn't be ys. She is a star, we are very suited. I might even keep her.. 🤣
As if there is an alternative, you'd be a mad Scot to not!