Oh, you should never tick off a cow! or try to show it who is boss. Those horns say it is always him.
I can't help it, I should be ashamed, I was reading the exchange between you and the missus and I couldn't help laughing out loud, she is getting pretty risky languaged. :) She must be reading your posts.
Yikes.
I used to cut through a pasture of cows because it saved me a mile when walking home. One day I didn't notice there was only one in there until it started walking my way... a freaking bull. I guess the farmer didn't want me cutting through his property. Pfft!
I hope you are having a good time! Feed Nessie some bull. :)
She can be quite foul mouthed when she wants. I dare say I have been a bad influence over all of these years. I am glad that my time on earth had not been wasted, hehe.
They are proper scary. I couldn't believe how differently I was all like, ho ho ho, look at my dinner walking toward me. Then add it didn't stop I was like, omg, could this be it? What an ignominious end that would be!!
I intend to find that Nessie and ride her!!!