Two old men, Boom! I mean when you are nary 21? They were old and hitting each other in the face?

Oh, you have recovered, have you? :) Brits have piles 'o plenty. There is no end to what you could do with them... I think you should push them all together and make a book of them, with stories to go along with them! I'll buy the first one! Or second... or I will wait in line.