All hail corn on the cob!
Oh wait, was that the point of this post? Whoops, let me try again.

All hail people who know how to exploit our strengths!
Er, haven't quite got it yet I think..

All hail-- oh hell, I'll just go with Sometimes people are just plain dumb. I try not to fall into that category, and I am proud to say that corn on the cob, no matter how delicious, will never compete with your fantastic self in my eyes. Not your art, or your words.

So all hail true talent like @nonameslefttouse, and those who can always spot it like moi ;)