I've known a few dogs to roll in shit, but this is a new one! XD
However I do have a roll in shit story involving a cat...we were staying at a friend's house and their Maine Coon named Fatty shit on the bed we were using...while Howie was sleeping in it. Unbeknownst to me, I climbed in bed and went to snuggle with the man, and holy damn, my first thought was "that is the foulest smelling breath I've ever encountered!" Swiftly followed by Surely he couldn't have shit himself? It was so bad I had to wake him, only to discover the pile of cat crap that he had rolled on top of! Let's just say for the remainder of our stay we kept the door locked.
Never did figure out why Fatty did such a thing!
Oh man!! That is hilarious!! I mean it is awful but what a tale. What a wee bastard Fatty is!! Poor Howie and you!
My cat shady has previously been an evil pisser. We used to have this amazing wicker bowl sort of chair thing. Literally a giant quilted half software that was amazing to sit in. Or at least it was until she pissed in it relentlessly till we had to throw it out!
Cats are utter bastarts at times!!
Oh, it is definitely hilarious!! In the moment it was horrifying, but by the time it was all cleaned up we found it hysterical. And Fatty always seemed to love Howie, so I think he may have taken marking territory to a whole new level! Howie on the other hand lost a bit of his love for the obese furball, understandably 😆
He was declaring his undying love through the medium of shit!
Oh dear. I love looking back at these things after the fact but at the time they are mental. You were right to lock him out as the last thing you would have wanted was a repeat!