the pomposity of a wine waiter in a posh restaurant.
buttocked his cornflakes
vibrating my lips labially
killed a daffodil or at least made it feel slightly ill.
I leered at him as if it was our wedding night.

Hahahaha, I always love your sayings, but today they are particularly hilarious to me, you were on a roll me boom! And I am drinking wine as I imagine the end of the world...haha, I posted the first part. Yup, only the first, because only me could not possibly stick to my own contest rules. Oh, the first part is fairly depressing. It will get better!