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Yeah! Like, tell me what for then ask!! Its simple!

Ditto! Those vague question askers are the worst!

Speaking of which, are you open minded?

Am I? Hmm. Am I ready to be open minded? Sounds like a threat! ;0)

Would you like it to be?

Are you willing to accept my answer?

Is your answer going to be made up of words logically strung together?

Will it consist of words?

Should it?... Hmmm