First off i love how the English and Australians on here use the word nutter secondly one of my more recent moments of embarasment was when me and my daughter who was about 3 ( she is quite a pistol) and she said "look a bird" and this little old lady said "oh , do you like birds hun?" before i could muzzle the child she belts out "NO! THEY POOP ON YOUR HEAD!" I will never be able to get that poor ladys reaction face out of my mind. It was like she had her whole life flash before her eyes.