I have to say that halfway through this exchange you were both in kilts and bad 'braveheart' facepaints and hair.
This entire exchange just seemed very Scottish to me and I had to laugh. It could have been happening the background of an episode of Still Game (one of my favourite shows, which is now sadly over)
Priceless, also...ew wet fart. My dainty "English" heart is clutching her pearls ;)
The was a new series of Still Game out last year!!! It was still good :0)
I love that show,I think everyone here does, is so accurate!
I know I watched it as soon as I arrived in UK in October. I wish it was still being made, I think that was the final season.