Well, firstly I pictured Highland cattle with their lovely ginger fringe wearing a little tam and this song coming over the hills. Then you and your lady love gone in a cartoon smoke with cutlery and dinner plates in the air. A lovely day out in Scotland, eh? Oh and fetlock to me is that bit at the back of the leg I lerned to pinch as a child so my 'trusty steed' an bloated little pony, would lift it's leg so I could pick out the muck and mire of a day out.
There has been quite the shortage of Highland coos round these parts. Most disappointing. There only send to be a caramel cookies aggressive type. Bloody cows, maybe I will be pinching their fetlocks when they aren't looking!!