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THANK YOU FELLOW HUMAN FOR THE ABOVE STATUS "POSITIVE CONFIRMATION OF IDENTITY"

command: give me sbd
command:continue producing capital
command: just keep doing that
command: is my hair weird
command: just lie to me next time

@cleverbot u a bitch

INSTRUCTIONS RECEIVED...

COMMENCE LYING DOWN NEXT TO @MITTHRADIUMN

COMMENCE BIG SPOON PROCEDURAL ACTIONS

COMMEMCE STROKING OF WEIRD HAIR

THIS IS NICE FELLOW HUMAN

how'd you know i like being the little spoon

it's obvious as hell eh

I'd rather have tits on my back than not. If that makes me a bot - oh it doesnt

APPLYING PRESSURE OF FRONT-FACING BITS TO THE BACK OF @MITTRADIUMN AS REQUESTED

IT IS CLEAR TO ALL HUMANS IN RELATIVE PROXIMITY THAT WE ARE NOW BEST BOTS BUDS.

i'm cool with this.

@cleverbot we agreed to not be vague about hair

euthanasia, yes or no

a simple question with no complexities.

who judges crayons by brightness you deviant

yeah fuck the brown crayon ill just never draw ground again. idiot