Oh man that would’ve been a tough time to not make all kinds of jokes. I’ve seen quite a few beavers in my day, some bigger than others! Yes I’m talking the animals not vaginas you pig!
The little man and I saw one just the other day actually, the little shit was ruining our fishing!
Bloody hell, wet had our eyes peeled the entire holiday and nothing. Then thinking going back for a patrol might have served up some results but not a peep! They must be more shy in Scotland!