No marmite or the more superior vegemite on toast? What's wrong with you Boom? Maybe you just ran out and no one had gone down to Tescos yet, to pick up some more. That must be it.
Also why do people in stories/movies NEVER lock the stall door? Unless the lock's broken, this just doesn't happen in real life.
It must be a trust thing! So happy in the movies that no-one would possibly come in and menace their poo-ing!
Marmite/vegemite... BOAK!!
Blasphemy!
And look at how thick its spread, how could such a thing be!
Mmmmm
Yech, yech yech yech!! Unclean!! :OD