I started by laughing my ass off when I read One of the most striking niggles was the horny waiters. It seemed like every time I left the good lady to visit the toilet I would come back and have to swat away swarms of them buzzing about her like flies around a cows arse.and then I reached where the accident happened and the whole fun was over for me ...Turkey is a great place with many good people but there are many weird and heartless people trying to steal from foreigners and no really good help from the police. I am so glad that you and your beautiful lady made it home safe...I will drink a cold beer on your behalf...Oh boy!!!