Hello hoomans!
What if I told you thar America/N.Korea is all fake news? In reality your puny governmwnts are preparing for your worst nightmare... Quack-a-geddon!
This moment, as we speak, my armies train and grow! You hoomans will no longer rule this planet! It will belong to @carrierduck and my minions!
Bow down to your web-footed superiors!
Planning...
Oh and one more thing...
He walks up to his wife with it and says: This is the pig I've been f#cking.
His wife says: That's a duck.
He quickly replies: I wasn't talking to you!