Thanks for that hilarious description of a painful incident. I hope yours heals quicker than mine, at least to the point that you don't need those pills anymore. Broken ribs are tough shit. It's one of the most laughable things in action movies, they break ribs, get diagnosed and get right back into fights, moving like Bruce Lee and only showing a painful grin when someone drills their fist right on the spot where the rib is broken.
Wishing you a speedy recovery!
Haha, that's what I thought. My daughter bumped into me and not get hard and I was like GAAAAARRRGH: THE PAIN Whereas on screen people are twisting around jumping and fighting with a couple of cracked ribs. No they wouldn't be!!