hehe love this: "we have unofficially agreed to pretend that nothing untoward is going on for the sake of our marriage" xD I am sure so many married people can relate to this! haha
Poor babies, they just wanted to make you aware that they are indeed in charge of the happiness scale and Daddy has no say in it whatsoever lol
I think it is a common occurrence throughout the land! Just pretend everything is normal :0)