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how'd you know i like being the little spoon

it's obvious as hell eh

I'd rather have tits on my back than not. If that makes me a bot - oh it doesnt

APPLYING PRESSURE OF FRONT-FACING BITS TO THE BACK OF @MITTRADIUMN AS REQUESTED

IT IS CLEAR TO ALL HUMANS IN RELATIVE PROXIMITY THAT WE ARE NOW BEST BOTS BUDS.

i'm cool with this.

WE SHOULD ORGANISE A TRIP TOGETHER! SOMEWHERE AIRCONDITIONED WITH THOUSANDS OF RELAXING AND REPEATIVE MATHEMATICAL TASKS. VEGAS?

Only if you let me lose all the money. All of it. No math shit.

Don't let me touch blackjack though or we won't be able to get back home