Maybe they all spent their Christmas break locked in Iron Maidens, or trapped in a snake pit or had to spend time with their own kids.
I have to admit, baby weight is an odd tease... pudding weight I can totally understand.. but you clearly weren't just born. Also, your images are excellent!
I think she was being funny because our baby is only a few months old. Is normally something that is said to women!!
That's it, she is dead!