HA, thank you. The job I had several years ago had similar customers. (I worked on a coffee mobile truck) They would ask for the most sugariest coffee shakes, extra-extra chocolate syrup, throw in some peanut butter, fill up that whip cream, put all the candy on it...hmmm... better make that with non-fat milk. Got to take off those calories somewhere right?
Me: Right...insert pleasant fake laugh