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I'm not sure what this has to do with cabinets. Are you sure you're sober?

I think I am?

He is pissed arse blind. Hence the time lag in reply. Passed out right after commenting. On the kitchen floor, again.

At least you didn't break the cabinets.

Sounds like a cabinet challenge!!

Are you challenging me to a cabinet?

Starts to wrap a cabinet in cloth and tries to lift it so he can slap someone in the cheek with it, fails and ends up under it instead

Oof!