His forehead was slick with sweat and his belly jutted out so far that his gargantuan moobs jostled for position on top of it like two labradors fighting over a pastrami bagel in a pillowcase.
Creased laughing the whole way through this! I hope the "boxabeaah" was half decent π»π
Its funny you say that. It was half decent. As in half the beers were good and half were mediocre. I think that must be how they make a profit. Put half expensive beers and half cheap ass beers!