You did not do anything sensual

Michael Roberts

At the time I was walking around the neighborhood where I live, with a cigarette in my hand ready to cross the road. As I stood in the middle of the sidewalk, I heard the brakes and saw a car crashing on me. I was very strong, so I did not feel pain at the time. Then a young lady stretched her head out of the window. She has a red curly hair, very beautiful.

She shouted: "Are you alright?"

I replied: "I'm fine, how about you?"

She said: "I do not feel good, I'm leaving my husband."

I did not know what possessed me at the time, so I walked up to her copilot and opened the door and sat down, and I said to her, "Let me buy you a drink." (She is very pretty.)

We sat in her car chatting while her car was parked outside a bar. She sat on my leg at some point and we started kissing.

Finally, when we looked up, we found that the bar and the entertainment around us had been broken.

She asked me: "Where do you live?"

After I told her, she said: "That's just across the street where I live, too close."

When we looked across the street and found a hotel, she asked me, "How much do you have?"

"20 dollars."

"I have $ 20. If the hotel costs less than or equal to $ 40, then it's fate."

Hotel charges 39 US dollars, there are balances (80's consumption is not high). The next day, we woke up before noon.

"I'm hungry, but we're bankrupt," she said.

I asked her if she had enough gasoline to drive to a restaurant in a nearby town and come back.

"Of course, but we have no money ..."

I let her drive to this nice restaurant. After we parked the car, she tidied up her short skirt. I am wearing my T-shirt and shorts. I began to introduce her to my family: "This is my aunt Carol, this is my sister, this is my cousin Todd ..." and so on.

She asked me: "What does it mean?"

"This is a family reunion and has already paid for it in advance. You said you were hungry."

My family started asking the usual question: "Have you known Michael for a long time?"

"Not long!"

"how did you guys meet?"

"I, forehead, I hit him."

I do not know why I was so bold to sit in her car and asked her to drink. We lived together for a year later, more than thirty years is still a good friend.

Abishek Jain

Wear girlfriend's underwear: -

That Saturday, taking advantage of my girlfriend alone, we are preparing to mimic the plot of an erotic movie.

Suddenly the doorbell rang, frightening us that her parents came home early.

I quickly hid in her cupboard and she locked me in.

At the same time her brother came back from college and her relatives came.

I wore her underwear and stayed in her closet all night until the next morning at five o'clock I sneaked away.

Now that we are married, so far we think of it still laughed.