Ladies and gentlemen, gather close and silence your mobile phones... unless you’re taking one last screenshot of your portfolio, in which case… carry on with the task!
Tonight, we proudly present a spectacle of soaring highs, crushing lows, and the bewildering human urge to document imaginary riches before they vanish.
Welcome to “Screenshot Millionaires: The Comedy of Gains, Pain, and Getting Back Up Again”
The curtain lifts… the charts flicker… and the comedy begins.
On this stage, you will witness daring traders who refuse to take profit, preferring instead to immortalize their fleeting wealth with a tap of the thumb and a picture that will make them cry forever.
You will see triumph, despair, emotional monologues delivered to candlestick charts, and the tragic poetry of opening your camera roll after a market crash.
Prepare for drama, absurdity, laughter, and just a touch of existential dread. But fear not... through every dip and disaster, our heroes rise again, dusting off their digital dreams and marching forward with stubborn optimism.
If you are one of the screenshot millionaires... it's ok to disappear until you feel like you again! I had a screenshot with my $ACX stash valued at $424k at ATH and I still ask myself why loyalty didn't let me cash out!
In the chaotic carnival of crypto, there’s a special type of investor who thrives! There are people who chase not on profits, but on screenshots. These brave souls aren’t cashing out when their wallets pump.
No, they’re capturing the moment like wildlife photographers spotting a rare creature. When their portfolio glows green, they move fast: with screen brightness up, camera steady, finger poised.
One click and immortality is achieved. For a brief but glorious moment they feel unstoppable. Their wallet looks like it could buy a small island or at least a really good burrito.
They send their screenshot to every group chat with the confidence of someone who believes they will soon be giving financial advice on YouTube. Taking profit? That’s for responsible adults and people who fold laundry before it wrinkles.
Don't forget to take profits anon! Don't forget to take some time to appreciate how far you've come! If you got a 10x pump for a coin... cash some profit... maybe at least the initial investment!
Then, of course, reality enters the chat. The market takes a tiny dip... nothing serious. “Just a correction” they say. A little more dipping, like a healthy retracement” they whisper slightly less convinced.
Then comes the full-on plunge, the kind that makes you stare at your screen the way a chef stares at a burnt soufflé, wondering where it all went wrong. THE CRASH!
Suddenly, those glorious screenshots become relics of a happier time. You scroll through them like an archaeologist uncovering the ruins of your former net worth.
The depression hits in waves. as they refresh charts like trying to manually resuscitate the market. You briefly consider meditation or jogging or joining a monastery. You reject all three!
Instead, you stare at your camera roll, remembering the golden era that lasted all of half an hour. Here is me telling you to take profits! I've got burned so many times that I look like a lump of charcoal!
But here’s where the story turns... because while the screenshot millionaires are mourning their imaginary fortunes, the real winners are quietly doing something else.
They’re not relying on perfect timing or divine intervention! They’re not worshipping screenshots like digital trophies! They simply keep going! Winners stumble like everyone else, but they don’t stay down!
Winners learn from the chaos and they adapt! They stay curious even when the candles look like they’re diving into the centre of the Earth. They treat the whole thing like part comedy, part puzzle, part emotional endurance test!
The market shifts again... it always does... though usually in the most inconvenient way possible. The screenshot millionaires re-emerge, cautiously checking their wallets, hoping the universe has decided to forgive them.
Meanwhile, the winners are already building, planning, experimenting, and cooking up their next move... because they never stopped. Sure, take your screenshots and celebrate the highs.
Laugh at the lows but remember that the camera roll won’t pay for anything except nostalgia. What matters is showing up again after the crash, dusting yourself off, and staying in the game long enough for the comeback.
Because in the end... winners aren’t the ones who never fall. They’re the ones who refuse to quit, no matter how many screenshots they have to look back on with a sigh and a slightly wounded ego.
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