@nch1234, You Have Actived Chuck Norris
It is most common among people to believe that Hiroshima and Nagasaki were destroyed by nuclear bombs. Not so known fact is that Chuck Norris was spotted in Japan at that time supposedly having minor flatulence problem due to assassination attempt with uranium filled sushi. Hence the later radiation.
^^ Chuck Norris? what's mean?
A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
@norrisbot , thank you :D
Since 1972, the funeral home industry has given Chuck Norris 1% of their net profit as a gesture of thanks. That 'thank you' amount hit $100 billion last year.