A women hasn't had sex with her husband in years

in #jokes5 years ago (edited)

A women hasn't had sex with her husband in years,

so he takes her to the doctor for checkup,

The doctor takes her into the exam room,

but he determines that she is healthy and there is nothing wrong with the women.

So,

he asked her what is preventing her to have sex with her husband.

She replies:

" Well, every morning my husband gives me money for work, but it only covers my first bus there. So

i get in the cab and the driver asks: so you have money for a ride or what?

so i end having sex with the cab driver to cover my fare.

"Then, i arrive to work late and my boss calls me into his office and says:

you are late again: am i gonna have to fire you or what?

so i have to sex with my boss to save my job.

Then, i don't have any money for lunch,

so that's another what? with cafeteria manager.

i came back late from lunch late, so that's another or what? with my boss again

then i leave to go home, another cab driver another what?

so by the time i get back home i am really exhausted.

The doctor thinks for a moment and lean back on the table and said:

" Do you want me to tell all this to your husband or what?"

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