(Joke) the mechanic dad and daughter

in #jokes7 years ago (edited)

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Once upon a time a girl named benz asks her Mechanic father named jack,
“Dad, there is something that my boyfriend said to me today, that I didn't understand. He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely headlamps, soft looking airbags and a fantastic bumper!"
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Mr jack quickly answered and said, “Listen carefully girl, and go tell your wheel barrow, weed smoker stupid boyfriend
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that if he dares opens your bonnet and tries to check your oil with his dip-stick, I will violently pull down his crankshaft and tighten his nuts soball-bearings hard with a rattle gun until his ball-bearings pop out of their sockets
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and he will start leaking oil and other fluids out of his rear exhaust pipe !
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