Once the mathematics teacher called Pappu and asked to get his copy checked.
Pappu- Masterji, I did not do homework.
Master- You do not feel like reading anymore, now tell me what excuse do you have to do homework?
Pappu-ji master ji did not understand that multiplication that you had yesterday, nor did he understand that.
Master- worthless you did not understand that simple multiplication, when I was of your age I used to do 15-15 digit multiplication in jumps.
Pappu- be able to be master, because you must be a good teacher who can teach you.
Once Pappu went to his class teacher and talked to him - Madam ji ask me one thing?
Teacher- Yes Pappu, speak?
Pappu- Madam ji, how do you feel?
The teacher smiled pappu's cheeks smiling and the quote- I love it very dear.
Pappu sleeping with the boy sitting with him and said, 'No, I did not speak!' Line kills
Teacher- Pappu, tell, what is the difference between alcohol and love?
Pappu: Sir, the boy vomits due to excessive alcohol ... and when the love becomes more, the girl vomits.
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