I’d never had surgery, and I was nervous. “This is a very simple, noninvasive procedure,” the anesthesiologist reassured me. I felt better, until … “Heck,” he continued, “you have
a better chance of dying from the
anesthesia than the surgery itself.”
T. f., via Internet
My Son’s #1 Concern
When my three-year-old was told
to pee in a cup at the doctor’s office, he unexpectedly got nervous. With
a shaking voice, he asked, “Do I have to drink it?”
Janet Frenyea, Walkersville, Maryland
The Real Meaning of “An Apple A Day”…
My wife, a phlebotomist at the Denver VA hospital, entered a patient’s room to draw blood. Noticing an apple on his nightstand, she
remarked, “An apple a day keeps
the doctor away, right?”
“That’s true,” he agreed. “I haven’t seen a doctor in three days.”
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It's such a good atmosphere, I needed to have some sushi like that, after something as tragic as my death
If the first little pig had built his house from pencils instead of twigs, it would have remained stationary.
How is it possible that honey is allowed, if the bees are not? IN Sushibee...
Sushi: Get the fuck outta here you stink I bet your honey stinks too just like your pussy :v
JOKE.
Filip, do you think i'm a bad father?
My name is Carl
No Bedside Manner
I’d never had surgery, and I was nervous. “This is a very simple, noninvasive procedure,” the anesthesiologist reassured me. I felt better, until … “Heck,” he continued, “you have
a better chance of dying from the
anesthesia than the surgery itself.”
T. f., via Internet
My Son’s #1 Concern
When my three-year-old was told
to pee in a cup at the doctor’s office, he unexpectedly got nervous. With
a shaking voice, he asked, “Do I have to drink it?”
Janet Frenyea, Walkersville, Maryland
The Real Meaning of “An Apple A Day”…
My wife, a phlebotomist at the Denver VA hospital, entered a patient’s room to draw blood. Noticing an apple on his nightstand, she
remarked, “An apple a day keeps
the doctor away, right?”
“That’s true,” he agreed. “I haven’t seen a doctor in three days.”
What is not real but is needed everyday? Money
Hahahahaa
Very good my post.
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