Daily Pun

in #joke7 years ago

The girl sitting next to me at the funeral was staring at the bulge in my pants

me: Oh don't mind this, all us guys get it; it's just mourning wood

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That is a savage pun. Congrats!

thanks buddy

For older people it's known as resurrerection

ahh I see, the second coming

Exactly hehe

1 l3tt3r is 3nough to chang3 3v3rything :(

lol still got that problem eh?

Im too lazy to fix that k3yboard XD

Sun isn't the only thing that rises in the morning ;)

hmmmmmmmmmm ok okkk

bulgy while mourning , a different kind then 😁

Stiffys for stiffs

Haha gold. I would have been like "you wanna look" :D

good one...... I'll have to use it...

Good post keep it up....
upvoted!!

traf you done superb very nice post Dear.

asses to asses, bust to bust

Come on this material is just dying to stick out.

Like a Boss!

It maybe a grand salute to the deceased. :-)

"bulge"? Kind of generous description.