Joke of the day

Slightly adult, but then we all are! 😀

A cheating husband decided to write this letter to his wife:

"My Dear Wife,

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, as a 49 year-old, can no longer satisfy.

I'm very happy with you and I value you as a good
wife. However, after reading this letter, I hope you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn. Please don't be upset, I shall
be back before midnight."

When the man came home late that night, he found a reply to his letter on the dining room table:

"My Dear Husband,

I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 49 years old. I would like to take this
opportunity to remind you that you are also 49 years old.

I would like to inform you that, while you read this, I
will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my
students, who is also an assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile and, like your secretary, he is 18.

You, being a successful businessman with an excellent knowledge of maths, will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference -- 18 goes into 49 a lot more times than 49 goes into 18 !!

Therefore, I'll not be home until sometime tomorrow." 👻😜👻