Why was the potato chip angry? Because he was salty Edit: im so sorry.
How many geese does it take to form a gaggle... 5 or more
When I hear the Christmas song about nuts roasting on an open fire, my testicles move into a defensive formation.
Why are there so many doctors in India? Because about 20 million people are Sikh.
There are more Americans that have married Kim Kardashian than the number of Americans with Ebola.
