Blonde smears cream on the stairs ...
Girlfriend of the Blonde: What are you doing?
Blond: Remember I fell down the stairs, and I got a painful blow in the leg?
Girlfriend of the Blonde: Yeah, so?
Blond: So I went to the doctor
And he told me to apply ointment to the place where I had fallen
One man came to inspect a madhouse. He paints a door on the wall and says, "Whoever opens the door will be released."
All the crazy people get stuck in the door and break an organ. The examiner sees a madman sitting on the side and asks him what happened. "Do not tell others I have the key," says the madman.