• What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut?
  answer: A barberqueue.

• Why was the turkey in the pop group?
  answer: Because he was the only one with drumsticks!

• What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
  answer: "It's Christmas Eve"

• What does Santa do with fat elves?
  answer: He sends them to an Elf Farm

• What’s a dog’s favourite carol?
  answer: Bark, the herald angels sing

• What do Santa's little helpers learn at school?
  answer: The elf-abet!

• What do you call a train loaded with toffee?
  answer: A chew chew train

• Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas party?
  answer: He had no body to go with

• What happened to the man who stole an advent calendar?
  answer: He got 25 days

• How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus was 7lb 6oz when he was born?
  answer: They had a weigh in a manger

• What is the best Christmas present?
  answer: A broken drum, you can't beat it!

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