In one night Jerry Banfield galloping, heads up to a bar. He ties up his horse, and walks in calmly .
He approaches the bartender, orders a whisky and when about to raise his glass for a drink, hears a voice from the background:
-- Ps-ps, watch out, he'll steal your horse!
Jerry goes outside, sees his horse is tied up, returns back in the bar and shoots 2 guys. Then sits down, raises up his glass to drink, and hears that voice again:
-- Ps-ps, watch out, he'll steal your horse!
Jerry goes out again, sees his horse is tied up as normall, returns back in the bar and shoots 2 other guys.
This repeats itself few more times, until only a few are left alive.
Now, the same voice starts again:
-- Ps-ps, watch out, he'll steal your horse!
Jerry furiously stands up, when he hears another voice:
--Ey! You shut the fuck-up and finish with your chess game, otherwise we'll all get shot !!!