Jerry Banfield walks into a bar. Give me a chilled glass of beer and give everyone two glasses each, for while I drink everyone drinks.
You can see the smile radiating from everyone's face. After some minutes, he calls out "Give me another glass of beer with chicken and give everyone two glasses and chicken each, for while I feast, everyone feast"
The bar was now filled to the brim with people drinking free, courtesy of Jerry.
After some hours, he calls out Give me my bill and give everyone theirs, for while I pay, everyone pays.
He wakes up to consciousness in the hospital to discover he was severely beaten by angry drunkards. Lol