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thank you! @uniteworld I am not Russian, guess again!

Then I'd go for Polish or Ukranian (apologies if I caused any upset...)

@unitedworld sorry, nope, I am Bulgarian. Where are you from?

It wouldn't be fun if I told you straight away. So... guess ;-)
By the way, my name if Geert (if that may help) :-)

Belgian :)

That's not fair. You just checked my profile... Booo :p

it's fair - you put it there! I would have otherwise said Danish