You are a truth God. I love this post for so many reasons, but I'm a prankster too so this is why I love you the most right now:
"GO! so you can imagine what happen - at 12:05pm the store was emptied for all the candy, all the cigarettes, and a number of other items while the store staff was lunching in their staff-room."
Dying! I am dying! This is fucking fantastic and hilarious!!!!!!!
my friends and I started several Lie Trends as well, but nothing as good as this. We created fake band names and would convince people that it was the "cool new band" which of course didn't exist.
I also started several fake art movements! And in college I got a number of guys to pose nude in my films......You're the real deal apparently. WOW, just wow!